Derby Logic, Part 2

by David Kinney on September 22, 2009

Derby fanatic Keith McArt told his pregnant wife to have an open mind.

Yes, the baby’s due date is Oct. 1, smack in the middle of the 2009 tournament. Yes, trying to catch another championship fish would mean putting the Vineyard Sound between husband and wife/baby if and when the water broke or the contractions came.

But he’d make arrangements. Bring along extra cell phone batteries. Call once or twice a day. Leave a list of his friends’ phone numbers in case she couldn’t reach him. Tell his friends where he’d be at all times. Keep the Cape Air and steamship schedules with him. Arrange for a tackle shop owner to ferry him across if all else failed.

And thus, in a feat of derby daring and marital maneuvering, he got a green light to fish the derby — if only for a week instead of four.

“Considering I had to cram a month’s worth of derby into one week, I hit it pretty hard,” he told me today, back on the mainland.

He paused, then laughed.

Pretty hard means maniacal to fishermen like Keith. You and I get eight hours of sleep a night. He got maybe eight hours of sleep the entire week. That’s how you win the shore grand slam — heaviest combined weight of the four derby fish — not once but twice.

The bass fishing was decent enough: He must have caught 100 stripers, but the guy who won the 2004 derby with a 42-pound bass couldn’t catch one bigger than 35 inches this year. Late in the week he heard of a mess of bonito being caught up-island, but before he could get down there his Jeep broke down. A few friends helped him keep his line in the water while he waited for a new starter. On Friday, he paused long enough to swap in the part, then kept fishing.

At 2:30 Saturday morning he drove out to his planned morning fishing spot. He slept in the truck for a couple of hours. By 5:45 he was casting for albies and bonito with a 20 mph wind in his face. A lot of anglers showed up that morning. Word had gotten out about fish caught there earlier in the week. But conditions weren’t ideal, the water dirty and whipped up into whitecaps. Nobody was catching anything and the crowd thinned out.

Keith stuck around and kept working the water, casting continuously even though there were none of the tell-tale breaks of fish.

Then, a hit. The albie slammed his lure right in the trough. Two more cranks and Keith would’ve been lifting it out of the water for another cast. The fish tore out line in a long run. “As soon as I walked up to it I was like Holy smokes!” A few years back he’d seen a fish that size in the weigh station. But this? “I think it looks different when it’s on the end of your line.”

Wilson Kerr, the derby’s publicity whiz, happened to be fishing the same spot that morning, and he offered to weigh the albie on his handheld scale. Keith said he wanted to be surprised at the weigh station — just as he and his wife had decided to wait until the delivery to find out whether they were having a boy or a girl. But he told Wilson he could weigh it as long as he didn’t tell him the result. Wilson took the fish, hooked it up to the Boga grip and returned. He couldn’t tell him how much it weighed, he reported. It had bottomed out the 15-pound scale.

Trouble was, Keith had missed the morning weigh-in and he’d have to wait 10 hours until the evening session. All the while the fish would be losing ounces.

As Keith ran off to get the fish in a cooler filled with ice and seawater, Wilson ran to the top of the dunes to get a cell phone signal. He’d persuaded the derby committee to let him Twitter during the tournament this year. “Estimated 16 pound shore all tackle albie caught this AM!! Missed AM weigh in. Watch the board tonight!!” he tweeted. With that, Keith’s was probably the first leaderboard fish to hit Twitter before it hit the scale.

A crowd showed up in Edgartown to see the fish go on the scale. At 16.55 pounds, it ranked among the heaviest albies caught from shore in derby history.

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So now Keith settles in for the interminable wait for 10 p.m. on Oct. 17, when the derby ends. If it holds up, it would be his sixth top-three finish in the past seven years. “I think the baby will distract me,” he said hopefully. He’s hoping to have a reason to come back for the awards ceremony, in which case he plans to bring the newborn and, like any proud papa would, slap it up on the fish scale for a photo. In the meantime, he’s rooting for a big storm to push the albies offshore, and for more reports like his friend’s on Facebook: Fishing is slow, albies are scarce.

“That’s what I like to hear,” he said. “Slow fishing, and maybe throw a hurricane in there.”

(Thanks to the Domurats for the photograph. Ron Domurat is the other half of Team McRat, currently leading the derby team race.)

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Healing Waters

by David Kinney on September 17, 2009

A group of Iraq and Afghanistan war veterans are visiting Martha’s Vineyard next week to fish the derby, a trip made possible by the Beach Plum Inn, Project Healing Waters, Menemsha charter captains, the tournament committee and a bunch of other volunteers.

A story in today’s Martha’s Vineyard Times explains the genesis of the idea: It involved The Big One and a thoughtful eight-year-old boy.

9/18 Update: A Vineyard Gazette piece on the event.

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“That thing is comically large!”

by David Kinney on September 15, 2009

The derby is underway, and as usual the Vineyard Gazette and The Martha’s Vineyard Times are giving it richly detailed coverage. Check it out here and here. The Times piece relates one of the untold stories of last year’s derby and proves again that when it comes to the derby, prizes aren’t everything.

Check out the online leaderboard at mvderby.com. You can also get your derby fix on Twitter.

Readers of The Big One have been emailing me over the past few months about their exploits. Since I’m filled with the derby spirit, I thought I’d share a few of them this month.

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Rich Hall recognized himself on page 248 of The Big One as the unnamed winner of the first and only “Lev’s Derby” in 2007. Rich caught a little albie and won $5.

And yet he sounded as excited about that victory as the much more momentous one he sealed a year before with another albie caught from the same jetty. Rich was fishing the Menemsha side of the inlet on the first morning of the 2006 derby when a fish hit a Deadly Dick and took off into the harbor. Rich had brand-new gear, and he needed it: the fish quickly smoked 150 yards of line off the reel. A sailboat gave him a scare when it cruised through the inlet and right over the line. But the vessel passed and Rich still had his fish. He muscled it up to the rocks only to watch the line part. Somehow he managed to grab it by the tail and hoist it up.

A fellow derbyite named Scott, a cigar-smoking New York City cop with a mohawk, looked over Rich’s shoulder at the fish.

“That thing is comically large!” he said.

Rich needed to get to the weigh station before it closed at 10 a.m., or else wait another 10 hours, his fish losing ounces by the minute. He floored it toward Edgartown, passing a couple of tour buses in his haste. He made it in time and celebrated when the fish weighed in at 14.63 pounds to take over first place. It stayed there for 35 days. Nobody came within a pound and a half of that beast, and Rich Hall was a derby champ.

He didn’t win the grand-prize Boston Whaler, but he did get his name on the list of winners that goes back 60-odd years. He’s got bragging rights on the Menemsha jetty for the rest of his life.

Post-script: All fishermen lie, but you’d think Rich would have no need to exaggerate his fish tale. And yet he still subconsciously enhanced his victory when he first wrote me. He had the fish at 15.63 pounds. “Correction,” he wrote the next day. “It was a 14.63 albie. I added a pound during the years and am believing my own B.S.”

(Have a good story? Email it to thebigonebook@gmail.com or use this form.)

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T Minus Nine Days Until the Derby

by David Kinney on September 4, 2009

The derby is a little more than a week off, and I’m looking forward to heading back to the island for a few days and taking it seriously.

Wish me luck. I’ll need it.

Meanwhile, Cape Cod Life ran this story about The Big One in its latest edition.

Also, since raves from reviewers never get old, here’s one more.

By the way, President Obama spent his week on Martha’s Vineyard biking, swimming, shopping and golfing … leaving no time for fishing with his friend Charles Ogletree and one of my book’s larger-than-life characters, charter captain Buddy Vanderhoop. Maybe next year.

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“We kicked ass.”

by David Kinney on August 24, 2009

Skip Gates on Buddy Vanderhoop: “Buddy’s only part human being. He’s got one lung and one gill.”

8/26 UPDATE: Buddy’s reeling in the press. See today’s Names column in the Boston Globe.

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Buddy, Barack and Tree

by David Kinney on August 21, 2009

Buddy and Tree are plotting to put the president on some striped bass during his vacation on Martha’s Vineyard next week.

Buddy is famous Menemsha fishing charter captain William “Buddy” Vanderhoop, the star of Chapter 10 in The Big One (I Fish, Therefore I Lie). Tree is Charles Ogletree, the Harvard Law School professor and advisor to President Obama. Ogletree is a passionate fisherman, and for months he has been talking about how much he wants to get the president out on the water with his friend Buddy.

Will it happen? Buddy was cagey when he spoke to the Vineyard Gazette about the possibility this week:

Mr. Vanderhoop of course cannot confirm or deny the existence of any plans for any charter fishing trips with presidents. But he did say that anyone who goes fishing with him next week can be assured of two things: a good time and lots of fish, and not necessarily in that order.

“We would go out at 7 a.m., head south and start catching striped bass,” the seasoned charter captain said. “We would have some snacks on the boat and we would take in some great views … Gay Head, Noman’s Land, maybe get over to the Elizabeth Islands. Some of those views, like the cliffs [at Gay Head] and Squibnocket, are epic. We have to show those off.” He paused and continued:

“And we would get some fish … we always get some fish,” he said.

Last month, Ogletree told Plum TV reporter (and obsessive tuna fisherman) Alex Friedman that he had some reservations about fishing in the Obama bubble. “I don’t know how the fish will bite with 30 Secret Service agents with AK-47s,” the professor joked. “The bass will say, ‘Oh my god they’re bringing guns now! I thought it was just hooks and bait!”

Buddy has taken out some famous people, including Keith Richards, Spike Lee and Taj Mahal. But Ogletree fishes with him more than anybody else. They have history, and being fishermen, they can tell some stories. They told me a good one a couple of years ago when I went out on Buddy’s boat with them during the Vineyard’s fishing derby.

In August 1999 — 10 years ago next week — they were tuna fishing far off the coast of the Vineyard when the boat battery went dead. As night fell, they had no engine, no radio, no lights and no bilge pump. The seas got rough and a couple of waves nearly capsized the wooden boat. Buddy told everybody to prepare for the worst. Fortunately, the crew of a nearby lobster boat spotted Buddy’s emergency flares and they set about towing the crippled vessel back to harbor. After the lines parted several times, they called in the Coast Guard to finish the job.

A few weeks later, as the anglers reconnected with the lobstermen over lunch and Red Stripes and thanked them for saving their lives, Ogletree considered their good fortune. “I believe that if not for them,” he said, “they’d have been picking dead bodies out of the water.”

Hence the email I sent Buddy this week:

“Good luck if you get Obama out on the boat with you this week. (Don’t let the battery go dead!)”

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Advice for the POTUS

by David Kinney on August 20, 2009

Nelson Sigelman at The Martha’s Vineyard Times offered some advice for President Obama, who’s vacationing on the island next week: “Pick up a copy of ‘The Big One’ by David Kinney in a local bookshop for a good Vineyard beach read … “

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NPR

by David Kinney on August 13, 2009

Today’s media: an interview on The Big One with Mindy Todd of the Cape and Islands NPR station.

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Washington Post

by David Kinney on August 4, 2009

To those thinking of joining the Obamas on the Vineyard in late August, I say: Wait until September.

Meanwhile, a shout-out from The Plain Dealer in Cleveland. Good to see The Big One making its way west.

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Review

by David Kinney on July 2, 2009

The Martha’s Vineyard Times ran a Q&A with me this morning, along with a great review of the book by author and fisherman Paul Fersen.

“What Kinney uncovers in documenting this event,” he writes, “is the deep cultural underbelly of a fishing society that few people on the outside will understand. … [U]ltimately, the book does what a good book should do — it tells a great tale and like most great nonfiction, it reveals characters fiction writers would be hard-pressed to duplicate. If you fish, or love the Vineyard, or — best case — both, The Big One is well worth the time, the firewood, and the scotch.”

Check out the Fish Head blog today for a post about my favorite fishing books.

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